and i'm never going to post that fic on ao3

sister: [mentions a fic written by an anonymous writer on the kink meme]

sister: [says she WANTS to like it, but couldn't]

me: [laughs]

me: dude, i wrote that fic.

sister: [freaks out]

sister: NO YOU DIDN'T.

me: yeah i did.

sister: SERIOUSLY.

sister: AND YOU JUST LET ME GO ON AND ON.

sister: LIKE AN ASSHOLE :E

sister: [freaks out some more]

sister: WHY DO YOU DO THIS.

sister: WRITE BETTER :E :E

sister: JFC