"Off-base" is our default destination

specially requested by aggy. i'm sorry this is so short and lame, but it was a most interesting prompt, and i had to do something about it :D

the prompt was: "fic wish for my birthday ezio + dino gen to teen themed story with ezio being a bit of a dad to dino *_* uyyyy parinig" verbatim so i don't get blamed for anything. this isn't explicit, and is arguably one-sided... i hope it nonetheless applies!

set in a modern AU where ezio is from a mafia family (Auditore) allied with Dino's family (Cavallone) and in place of reborn, dino gets ezio as a home tutor.

...and if you put those two hornballs together, you get sexytimes (almost).

( 'The Auditore have a saying, little one: keep your friends at knifepoint... keep your enemies against the hilt. The first thing I learned was how to close distances.' )

i've posted on fandomaid offering fic. i've posted it here, but i'm also reposting on my journal.

‘BUY IT NOW’ OFFER | fic

QUANTITY | maximum of 5 requests

FANDOMS |

1. the hobbit (movies or book)
2. the hobbit rpf
3. trese
4. prince of tennis (players from rikkai, seigaku, hyoutei, fudomine only - afraid i'm not up to date with newer characters)
5. free!
6. shingeki no kyojin (anime only - not yet caught up with manga)
7. ronin warriors/yoroiden samurai troopers (please note that i saw the japanese subtitled version, so i may not be able to write the cartoon network versions of the characters)
8. star trek: tos
9. sherlock (bbc)
10. katekyou hitman reborn! (vongola and varia only. not all that familiar with millefiore and later characters)

MINIMUM ‘BUY IT NOW’ DONATION REQUIREMENT | $10 for Tagalog or English fanfic, minimum of 1000 words.

ANY OTHER INFORMATION |

1. i am very seldom online these days but i will do my best to respond to offers immediately.

2. please provide your preferred pairings/relationships/situations/themes, and please don't be afraid to be detailed in your prompt.

3. i'm very open to writing gen. plot is love. i've mostly written slash, but i can also do femslash and het.

4. i tend to take a long time writing, but i also tend to write long fiction. it's entirely possible that your $10 will go a long way :P at any rate, my 1000-word minimum stands.

5. i don't really have a cap for dark themes (eg death, torture, angst), but with regard to sex scenes, i may not be able to write nc-17.

6. just want to emphasize that i can also write in Tagalog, so if anyone's in the market for Tagalog fic, hit me up!

7. i'm open to writing original fiction. but as with fanfic, please provide detailed prompt.

8. if you want a list of my writing, please see this masterpost, or view my AO3 account.

9. i just want to express my gratitude to all the generous donors for helping my country out. this is a most trying time, and we are very grateful for your help and prayers.

i don't even go online much anymore. in fact i just logged in to ask if anyone can by any chance lend me USD5,000 so i can buy this:


http://www.wetanz.com/gandalf-the-grey-life-size-statue/

click on the link and behold the detail on this magnificent thing. it's nearly 6 feet tall. in all likelihood, you could put it anywhere in your house and convince people you've really got ian mckellen over for second breakfast.



so.

USD 5K.

please?

i'll pay you back.

someday.

i can pay you back in stories, if that's on the table.

i'll work really hard.

Fascination @ AO3

Lee/Richard, safe for all ages. i don’t always write fluff. but when i do, i apparently write the whole frickin’ teddy bear.

also posted on AO3 in time for lee pace’s birthday! i’m not sure lee would appreciate a gift like this so let’s keep it between ourselves XD

the prompt is very cute and i'm afraid i wasn't able to do it justice (the prompt itself is so satisfying to read!) but i had a lot of fun writing. fluff is good for the soul, occasionally.

sister bookmarked this with the note: "THE ONE WHERE SHE ONLY 'FESSED UP ONLY AFTER I BLABBED ABOUT HOW I COULDN'T SEEM TO LIKE IT MUCH LIKE AN ASSHOLE"

see this post and this post for context.

sister: [mentions a fic written by an anonymous writer on the kink meme]

sister: [says she WANTS to like it, but couldn't]

me: [laughs]

me: dude, i wrote that fic.

sister: [freaks out]

sister: NO YOU DIDN'T.

me: yeah i did.

sister: SERIOUSLY.

sister: AND YOU JUST LET ME GO ON AND ON.

sister: LIKE AN ASSHOLE :E

sister: [freaks out some more]

sister: WHY DO YOU DO THIS.

sister: WRITE BETTER :E :E

sister: JFC

because i apparently have time to kill, i'm going ahead and making that trooper/senshi side-by-side comparison. this is for southerncross ♥ and whoever else might be interested.

DISCLAIMER: this is not official, or by any means authoritative. i'm just doing this for fun :D i don't intend to declare anything as fact: character descriptions are based only on my impressions and observations. your opinions may differ, in which case, feel free to leave a comment: i do welcome discussion (for now. though i must warn that i tend to vanish for years on end).

this table may show my notions of which trooper resembles which senshi the most, but the resemblances can be distant. you may think one trooper resembles another senshi more - you are welcome to point this out, too.

( why yes i do hardcode HTML to pass the time )

^ the wardrobe of champions.



(actually i don't know how old nitta reiji is. just assuming.)

this was written for bloodtaki2 for help_japan... which was last year, i know, but i completed it only recently T_T should really know how to write faster.

Part 1

Part 2 (end)

the very talented monchan made artwork for this story! click the image below for a larger view.